Don’t Be A Stupid, Drunk, Criminal
I found this great article online on the Everett Herald website. It appears there are two less stupid drunk criminals roaming the streets. These two fellows were found sleeping on piles of loot they had stolen from a Fred Meyers storage area. They were pretty easy to find because all police had to do was follow a literal trail of debris to their location, less than two hundred feet away.
The dude on the right has a grill cover blanket, and the the guy on the left apparently fell asleep after trying to put together a hammock. Awww! Isn’t that cute! You can see the directions right next to his back.
If you’re wondering who took the pictures, I’ll tell you: it was the cops. They spent 20 minutes taking pictures of the crime scene and then woke these two boys up my reading them their rights. “We believe alcohol was involved,” Monroe police spokeswoman Debbie Willis said. “I’d say a lot of alcohol was involved.”
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