This video is excellent! Some guy named Levinator25 posted a YouTube video months ago that showed a glitch in the Tiger Woods 08 game where Tiger could walk on water just like Jesus. Now EA strikes back in their promotion of the next game. Burn!

Wait a minute! What did he say? Yes, grass sandals. It seems that while being delicious, they also probably are pretty comfortable although you’d end up having grass stained feet. I just wonder how often you have to mow and water the damn things. Don’t leave them off your feet too long either because some dog would poop on the things. That would be messy.

Krispy Kreme questioned over 1,000 UK workers and found that over half (53 per cent) of urbanites believe their stress levels are affected by a lack of contact with Mother Nature. In response to the problem Krispy Kreme has created the world’s first grass flip-flops to bring summer magic to the city – giving stressed out workers a (literal) spring in their step by creating an instant grassy park underneath their feet regardless of their urban location.

The al fresco flip-flops take up to three weeks to grow and each shoe is covered with over 5,000 blades of grass. If watered regularly the unique footwear can remain in season for over four months – meaning they are the perfect, head-turning summer-accessory for stressed-out men and women.

Katie McDermott from Krispy Kreme comments:
“There’s currently a lot of uncertainty in the city so what better way to escape the concrete jungle than by slipping on a pair of grass flip-flops and walking around in your own mobile meadow. We cheer people up every day with our one of a kind doughnuts, but hopefully by providing them with their own part of park life too we’ll be able to bring a sense of natural calm to stressed-out workers.”

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 Do you have trouble growing a goatee?  I am so sorry.  Before today, I would have told you that you were destined for a life of facial hairlessness.  But that was before I found the Genuine Star Trek Mirror Universe Goatee Cutout!  Now, at last, there is hope!  Now, you can have a goatee any time you want.  Say you need a quick costume?  Here it is!  In seconds, you will be ready to roll.  Want to play a trick on your friends?  Pretend you are your evil twin!  For instuctions, and a full size cutout, click here.      

Nobody seems sure just why, but at the exact moment Li Ning was swinging down to light the Olympic torch, the famous Blue Screen of Death appeared overhead on the roof of the Nest. Was it some crazy evil omen? I think it is. The same thing used to happen to me now and then right before I lost my CD case from the back of my truck while out driving. Sure, they seem unrelated…but that’s the mystery isn’t it?

I found this great article online on the Everett Herald website.  It appears there are two less stupid drunk criminals roaming the streets.  These two fellows were found sleeping on piles of loot they had stolen from a Fred Meyers storage area.  They were pretty easy to find because all police had to do was follow a literal trail of debris to their location, less than two hundred feet away.  

The dude on the right has a grill cover blanket, and the the guy on the left apparently fell asleep after trying to put together a hammock.  Awww!  Isn’t that cute!  You can see the directions right next to his back. 

If you’re wondering who took the pictures, I’ll tell you:  it was the cops.  They spent 20 minutes taking pictures of the crime scene and then woke these two boys up my reading them their rights.  “We believe alcohol was involved,” Monroe police spokeswoman Debbie Willis said. “I’d say a lot of alcohol was involved.”

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4) Things That Make You Go Ahh:  Filled with cute pictures.  However, it’s not frequently updated, unfortunately.     

3) Baby Animalz: Not sure how often this one is updated, because I just found it recently, but it sure has a lot of cute baby animal pictures.   There are some ugly babies out there too (and this site has some of those as well).

2)  I Can Has Cheezburger:  This one has tons of cute pictures, and some funny captions, but I find a lot of the captions hard to read.   It does have a cool feature:  you can upload or choose a picture from the site and add your own captions to it.  It’s a very popular site apparently.  According to Wikipedia, this site has 1,500,000 hits per day!  Wow. 

1) Cute Overload:  This is the best of the bunch:  frequent updates, really cute pictures.  When I first visited this site months ago, I thought the captions were completely annoying.  However, they have grown on me.  In fact, I am a bit of an addict.  Their mascots are flying gerbils or hamptsters or something.  They are priceless!  I especially love “Caturday”, and the sound effects and actions they write out [shifty eyes for five min].  If you’re a guy or a gal who likes ”racks”, check out the “Cats ’n’ Racks” section.   

This dog is way too stressed out.  Good thing he went to the kitty massage parlor.