Stupid Criminal Award!

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I can only imagine what was going through this guy’s head (probably not much, to be honest) when he decided to rob a bank recently.  From MSN:

“CHICAGO – The robber’s threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read “Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I’ll shoot.”

The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank’s front doors. Authorities say that part of the man’s October pay stub had his name and address.

The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bond Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison.”

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He probably looked at his paystub and thought, “Man, I am not making enough.  What should I do?  Get a better job? Nah!  Too much work…” And what the heck is a Fifth Third?  Sigh.

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