The Keyboard for Blondes is here! My wife is a blonde. Sometimes. But she’s cute all the time, of course. And standing over my shoulder as I write this.
She frostily informed me that I was absolutely not to give this to her at any gift giving occasion. I’m a smart, but not especially adventuresome guy so I’ll take her word for it. Because I understand this statement to mean I’d be sent packing if it ended up under the tree this year.
You might be the kind of guy who like sleeping out in the cold, so here you go: The Keyboard for Blondes! I’m willing to live vicariously through you.
With keys like “Warning Size XXL Letters,” and “Oops,” it’s a hoot. It also appears to be fully functional. However, the site does not say how functional it will be after being rammed up your nether regions by your Blonde girlfriend/ wife when you give this thing to her for Christmas. You’ve been warned.
The keyboard for Blondes retails for $49.95 on the website.
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