Star Trek Goatee Will Fool Your Friends

Do you have trouble growing a goatee?  I am so sorry.  Before today, I would have told you that you were destined for a life of facial hairlessness.  But that was before I found the Genuine Star Trek Mirror Universe Goatee Cutout!  Now, at last, there is hope!  Now, you can have a goatee any time you want.  Say you need a quick costume?  Here it is!  In seconds, you will be ready to roll.  Want to play a trick on your friends?  Pretend you are your evil twin!  For instuctions, and a full size cutout, click here.

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