Do you have trouble growing a goatee? I am so sorry. Before today, I would have told you that you were destined for a life of facial hairlessness. But that was before I found the Genuine Star Trek Mirror Universe Goatee Cutout! Now, at last, there is hope! Now, you can have a goatee any time you want. Say you need a quick costume? Here it is! In seconds, you will be ready to roll. Want to play a trick on your friends? Pretend you are your evil twin! For instuctions, and a full size cutout, click here.
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