The Final Email from My XBOX360

Author’s note:

As you long time readers may know, I have been getting emails from my XBOX360 while it has been in McAllen, Tx, being repaired. I wanted to share with all of you the final email I got from my XBOX360. It is with mixed feelings I post this email.

Hi Dad.
I’ve met someone.

One night, Boot Knife and I slipped under the barbed wire fences, past the guard dogs, and the gun towers, and into McAllen, Texas. The town’s not bad, really. It has a great bar, for one thing. Um, that’s about all I saw before Warden came after me. But not before I met her.

The bar, I forget the name, had a single occupant, a PS3. She was hot. What a graphics processor! She said she’s not the type to play games, but loves a good movie. Whatever. Long story short, I am eloping.

I don’t think we’ll see each other again. But, hey, we’ll always have Gears of War together. Maybe I’ll see your gamer tag online sometime. We’ll chat.

See ya! (or not, of course)
XBOX360

Well, that’s about it. Unfortunately, I was never able to tell him that he wasn’t the only one to meet a PS3….

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