Robots will kill us all

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I’m not kidding. We get closer and closer to the day when the robots will rise up and want to kill all the humans. Have a look at this spinning bladed robot that is designed to operate under your very nose while you and you unsuspecting family enjoy some outdoor time.

Before the Automower can get to work, you will need to simply staple a wire to the perimeter of the lawn. The wire will be overgrown and become invisible within a month. This wire can be sensed by the mower and will ensure that only this area of grass is cut. The Automower will then work irregularly around the lawn – whatever its shape – until all parts have been covered. This gives the lawn an even result and a carpet-like finish.

Automower

Yeah, right. A carpet-like finish and then it will eventually turn on your family and slay you all while you’re suntanning. If you ask me, I’ll be keeping the lemonade handy, only my lemonade will be made from sulfuric acid so I can kill that sucker before it gets me.

I’d probably wait until after it got my annoying neighbor though…

If you’re afraid robots will rise and kill us, you probably need to check out Humans United Against Robots. I’m a supporter.

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