Warcraft player sells her body for online gold

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This is damn funny for all you World of Warcraft people. I found this story in various places online. I couldn’t even make this kind of thing up.

An Epic Mount! (warcraft players look inside) – w4m – 31 (TriBeCa)
Reply to: pers-308349637@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-08, 7:17 PM EDT

Hello I need 5000 world of gold for my epic flying mount. In return you can mount me.

You have to have an account on the laughing skull serverand I want 5000 gold BEFORE we do anything, we can make the trade at your place since I can’t host. EDIT: Because I am having a lot of dumb guys message me who clearly don’t have the gold make SURE to send a picture of yourself and a screenshot of your character with the 5000g. I will be checking armory profiles, thanks.

I play alevel 70 night elf druid and would prefer someone who is into roleplaying (I have a costume!) but honestly anyone will do, as long as you have the gold. I would also be ok with a woman too, as long as you have the gold! Also not adverse to the idea of groups/anal.

Please send a pic and be real and disease/drug free with 5000 gold on the laughing skull server.

I like how she closes with “be real” when she’s a night druid elf looking to have sex for virtual money. Oh the irony.

Epic Mount sucess story – w4m – 31 (TriBeCa)
Reply to: pers-308349637@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-09, 2:25 PM EDT

Hi, I’d just like to thank all the jackasses that thought it would be funny to post my picture all over the internet and make 50000 threads about me on wow forums. I got my epic mount in about an hour that was very enjoyable for both partieswhile all of you idiots probably spent hundreds of hours farming yours or don’t even have them. I won’t be revealing my name or his, but suffice it to say if I find any of you in-game I will be killing you 280% faster. Also my new friend would like to tell you PUNKS to take an hike, PUNKS. I’m planning to meet him again later this week, he’s getting double value for his gold .

So talk all the trash you want, I got MY epic flying mount AND I got laid which is more then most of you failures can ever hope for.

So in the end, maybe she found love even while being hassled by PUNKS, you PUNKS. It just goes to show what some people will do these days. Remember the good old days of actually playing a game? I do.

Speaking of which, I need some more readers commenting on my blog. Message me and I’ll sleep with you.

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