Google TiSP Beta

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Finally! Google TiSP Beta is available to consumers. It’s a wireless internet access for your home by connecting your toilet-based wireless router to a fiber-optic access cable.

Oh don’t take my word for it. You can read all about it at Google TiSP Beta including full installation instructions with pictures.

You can also get:

• Professional Installation Service
• In-Commode Package Delivery
• TiSP for Enterprise

How can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward.

What are the system requirements?

• Windows XP/Vista (Mac and Linux support coming soon)
• Internet Explorer 6.0+ or Firefox 1.5+ with the Google Toolbar
• Round-front or elongated toilet providing at least 1.0 gallons per flush
• Use of automatic toilet bowl cleaners is not recommended

Don’t you just love such a fun company? Always pranking the heck out of people.

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